As I write this, compromising information gleaned by opposition research teams and bare knuckle dragging ‘private dicks’ is being pulled from manila envelopes and displayed behind the tinted glass of a Limousine, after hours in a congressional office, even on Air Force I. It is the Kobayashi moment. Barack ‘Keyser Söze’ Obama will draw the last 5 votes from the most vulnerable Democrats still undecided by making them a deal they can’t refuse. If he lacks a manila envelope full of seedy ‘John Edwards’ tell me bout it, he’ll fill the envelope with TARP slush money or blueprints for a new hospital. A hospital with a ‘Dennis Kucinich’ wing. Tonight, while we sleep, the Sopranofication of the greatest Constitutional Republic in world history will be fully underway as wavering Democrats wake up like an innocent virgin in the clutches of the vampire Lestat. And the fate of the American experiment resting on the integrity of a handful of Democrats?
God Help Us All!