Archive for July, 2009
Full Disclosure: We here at Uncommon Sense were not positive on Officer Crowley attending President Obama’s ‘Beerfest.’ In fact, we were hoping he would decline the invitation, and that due to believing he was about to be manipulated, used as a tool for the Obama administration.
We now admit that we were wrong. Read More→
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President Obama has a piece of cake. It looks like a very tasty piece cake indeed. His friends and coworkers have complimented him on his piece of cake. But President Obama has a dilemma. What should he do with this cake? On the one hand, he would desperately love to eat this piece of cake. It looks like it would go down well with a tall glass of milk. On the other hand, if he eats his cake he will no longer be enjoy the pleasure of possessing it. What should he do? Liberal delusionation to the rescue! Read More→
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- Stalin, to some, still inspiring after all these years.
It was a brisk Russian morning. The general could see his own breath as he entered the courtyard. Though difficult and dangerous, discerning the mood of the premier was his top priority. Entering alone into a meeting with the General Secretary was less about privacy than the probability that Stalin didn’t want witnesses.
Josef Stalin paced to and fro in the courtyard letting out a wry smile when he noticed the young officer try to disguise the movement of his eyes tracing the perimeter. There would be no surprises lurking in the shadows on this day. They were truly alone: A diffident general, the premier of the Union of Soviet Socialist Republic, and a chicken.
As he entered, Stalin barked at the general to conceal his feeling that he actually saw promise in the man, the only reason that the shadows were empty. This would be a teachable moment Read More→
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- The first African-American Pope, Barack Obama will take as his name for the Papacy, Muhammad Ali XVI.
It’s official, the white smoke is coming out of the chimney in the West Wing: Barack Obama is to accept the result of the Papal Conclave and become the 266th Pope. It’s another first for Obama who, only last year became the first African-American President. “I am thrilled to call Osama Obama, uh, Obama bin, uh, I am pleased that His Holiness Muhammad Ali will be the Vicar of Christ,” was the reaction of an exuberant and slightly inebriated Senator Kennedy.
Not all expressed joy over the result however, Senator Byrd called the restriction that limits voting to members under 80, “age-ist and archaic” and Al Sharpton wondered aloud Read More→
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Rueters
July 16, 2009
In a press conference held earlier today in Wasilla, AK., former Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin announced she has switched her position on the issue of Roe vs. Wade and has embraced the pro-choice position she formerly rejected. Said Mrs. Palin:
“As a mom of a special needs child it has become clear to me now how selfish I have been Read More→
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